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3rd February

Bless you.

written by Mark Wheadon

SneezeIt’s official

I have the cure. And it’s simple.

Stay away from small children — small children and babies, they’re the worst. Stay away from babies and small children, and large children as well.

And adults. Stay away from them all. Stand in a field with your arms spread and avoid all contact. You may feel like death, you may even wish for death.

But you won’t die of the common cold.




Image courtesy of Brian “DoctaBu” Moore.

1 Comment

  1. Tim

    Careful – the aliens will get you if you stand there too long.

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