Wheadon's Words; Mark's Mutterings » cold http://www.markwheadon.com/blog Welcome to Mark Wheadon's blog; I hope you find it useful. Feel free to comment on anything you read here. Sun, 02 May 2010 14:14:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 A cure for the common cold http://www.markwheadon.com/blog/2009/02/a-cure-for-the-common-cold/ http://www.markwheadon.com/blog/2009/02/a-cure-for-the-common-cold/#comments Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:00:27 +0000 Mark Wheadon http://www.markwheadon.com/blog/?p=261 SneezeIt’s official

I have the cure. And it’s simple.

Stay away from small children — small children and babies, they’re the worst. Stay away from babies and small children, and large children as well.

And adults. Stay away from them all. Stand in a field with your arms spread and avoid all contact. You may feel like death, you may even wish for death.

But you won’t die of the common cold.

 

 

 

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